Off-Topic Back seat drivers top moans

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Malibu, Wednesday 6th Jun, 2012.

  1. Malibu Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    How many of you guys can resist sharing your driving knowledge (Wittering on for no reason in my world )with your other half when she is driving either her own car or yours ? And what are your top pet hates?

    This is what drives me mad when I hear it( in no particular order) does it sound familiar at all...?

    1- Progress, you must make progress
    2- Overtake Overtake, you could have taken him, why didn't you take him , that's just stupid!
    3-Change gear, now go go go
    4-Don't let Him in, don't you dare let Him in he's a BMW/Audi driver, block him block him, nice one, put your foot down
    5-Why did you let him in?
    6-You can't park for toffee
    7-Why does every man want to race you, they never race me!
    8-Hmmmm
    9-stop the car I'm driving- face facts I am the better driver
    10-next time it's separate cars
     
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  2. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    lol :Rolf: Epic I have to admit they are all mine.
     
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  3. Malibu Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    Yes singhy, that's right, this is what wittering in my ear sounds like!!! Grrrr
     
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  4. AccordCU2 Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Luckily for me my wife can't drive yet :Hooray:
     
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  5. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    mate you are so Lucky !! make the most of it. don't let Helen teach her.
     
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  6. Malibu Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    Oh & here is número 11- why do you find all the potholes in the road??, now that really gets my goat!
     
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  7. Malibu Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    Singhy your dead! Lol
     
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  8. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    Then you wonder why my tyres are wearing that fast..?
     
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  9. AccordCU2 Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    LOL Next time kick him out Helen:telloff:
     
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  10. Malibu Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    They are not your tyres, they are mine smarty pants
     
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  11. Malibu Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    Oh it happens every time I just sing la la la , it's maya that puts him right!!! Lol
     
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  12. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    Beloved wife I pay for the car, its muggings here who takes car of the maintenance all you have to do is fill up occasionally.:Whistle:
     
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  13. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    Oye you are supposed to be on this side...
     
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  14. AccordCU2 Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    He he you are on your own on this one.
    Wonder whats going to happen when you first time drive new baby(car)Helen
    He will be on your case whole time:Whistle:
     
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  15. Malibu Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆


    Zoran , I will devise a whole new top 10 list ready for then :Whistle: Lol
     
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  16. Abbey Senior Member ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

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    I've found a lovely way to help my man over his pet peeves and that is we follow rule #10 and take separate cars. He can get into his own Accord and drive. I'm perfectly fine driving my own way without pointers.