Off-Topic Drive through atm

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Shakey60, Wednesday 7th Dec, 2011.

  1. Shakey60 Junior Member ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆


    A new sign in the Bank reads:
    Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles..
    Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
    After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed... Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.
    1. Drive up to the ATM.
    2. LOWER your car window...
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    6. Raise window..
    7. Drive off..
    (Unfortunately, most of this is true.!!)
    1. Drive up to ATM machine.
    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
    3. Put hand brake on, put the window down.
    4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
    5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.
    6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
    7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
    8. Insert card.
    9. Re-insert card the right way.
    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
    11. Enter PIN ...
    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    13. Enter amount of cash required.
    14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
    16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
    17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back of it.
    18. Re-check makeup.
    19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    20. Reverse back to ATM machine.
    21. Retrieve card..
    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
    24. Restart stalled engine and drive off.
    25. Redial person on mobile phone.
    26. Drive for 2 to 3 kilometres.
    27. Release Hand Brake.
  2. Nikonandmac Senior Member ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

  3. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

    England CJ Leeds
    Alan aka Shakey60 hasn't been on the forum for some time , must give the old bones a shake.:Wave: I bet he is pulling stopies and wheelies on his busa on a private track.

    Poor Alan get the Mick when other riders see his silver locks..
  4. demon-knight Club Member ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆


    And very true
  5. TheDarkKnight Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Its reasons like that why Saudi Arabia BANS women from driving. As an Arab myself, I don't agree with Saudi's anyway, but I won't fault them for banning women off the roads. :GoodJob::Happy::Laughing:
  6. Malibu Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    Very cheeky- LOL
  7. Felicity Club Member ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

    I live just fine without using drive through ATM machines. Most times, I just use the ATM in the local Walmart, which is safer anyway.