Off-Topic Funny things to ask Siri

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by RobB, Saturday 6th Oct, 2012.

  1. RobB Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Anybody asked Siri a question and got a funny response.

    I just asked it to beam me up and it responded with Scotty has left the building.

    Also what do you look like
    It responded no one cares what you look like in the cloud

    Obviously I had too much time on my hands this afternoon.
     
  2. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    Asked the same question and I got " please remove your belt shoes and jacket and empty your pockets "

    What the ...:Rolf:
     
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  3. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    Asked it again " can you move a bit to your left ? Ok stand by " looks like Scotty having a single malt break ...
     
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  4. RobB Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Ask him if he knows Hal 9000

    Also ask him to open the pod bay doors
     
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  5. Mark G Junior Member ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

    Ask where you can hide a body
     
  6. Primarycare Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    Ha like this thread :Smile: don't have an iphone Android is just not the same :Smile:
     
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  7. Malibu Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆


    Lol lol lol - this is very funny!
     
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  8. mcgowanp Senior Member ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

    Say " knock knock" .....apparently he don't do knock knock jokes
     
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  9. RobB Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Alright this link will keep you busy for the rest of the night.

    http://appmodo.com/57164/fun-things-to-ask-siri/

    Quite like sing a song.

    One extra one not on that link is.

    "Siri what is the film inception about"

    The answer to that one is probably my favorite yet.
     
  10. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    I can’t see you = If you can't you can't
    D***head = Ask nice now
    Scooby Doo, where are you? = I'm right here :Foolish:
     
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  11. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    this is the best You are a w*nK*r =I am ?
     
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  12. mcgowanp Senior Member ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

    What do you look like?

    Shiny
     
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  13. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    Anyone got anymore Siri funnies?
     
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  14. RobB Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Try this phrase:

    Tell me a story tell me a story tell me a story.
     
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  15. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    That is brilliant he hasn't stop talking ...
     
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  16. RobB Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    I tried to get Siri to do it again and it refused.
    Keeps telling me its a long story and I've heard it before.
     
  17. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    I had to ask it a few times before he went off on one,I say bagger him :Niceone: