Off-Topic How to test if your GF is marriage material

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by demian, Friday 18th Sep, 2015.

  1. demian New Member Getting Started

    I dare you. I double dare you.

    (On the positive side, my spanner set is now squiky clean).

    dishwasher.
     
  2. chris2982 Premium Member Club Supporter

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    I get more satisfaction if she hand polishes my tool.... cannot go wrong with a good old traditional spit n polish.
     
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  3. HondaHeritage Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: PMSL
     
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  4. Nels Moderator Staff Team

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Hmmm. A thought for you. Why are your, 'tools' not cleaned when you use them? :Whistle:
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    :shock::shock::shock: I wouldn't let her anywhere near my tools. That thought just wouldn't enter my mind. :crazyeyes::crazyeyes::crazyeyes:
     
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    what a perfect :angelic:
     
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  6. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    Like a bishop which needs bashing
     
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  7. Nels Moderator Staff Team

    Afraid not :Devil:

    Just got a little bit of OCD :mechanic::cleaning::drill::cleaning::pump::cleaning:Sad isn't it:nodding:
     
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  8. HondaHeritage Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    cj stop it i can see this getting very wrong :Devil:
     
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  9. John Dickson Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    :Rolf::Rolf::Rolf::Rolf::Rolf::Rolf:

    This looks as if it is only going one way from here... :lol:
     
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  10. HondaHeritage Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    yep nothing better than putting a nice shiney tool back in the box :Innocent:
     
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  11. Nels Moderator Staff Team

    Would you really use these to get a, 'nice shiney tool'? :overtired::nea::overtired:

    Surfactants (detergents) - these promote mixing between oil- and fat-based soil and water.
    • Alkalis - these emulsify grease and adjust the pH of the water to the optimum for the other components to work
    • Bleaches - these oxidise coloured substances to colourless ones
    • Biosubstances - these are enzymes that break down starch- and protein-based soils
    • Builders - these help to soften water and trap metal ions that would interfere with the cleaning process and hold dirt in solution
    • Auxiliaries - these include substances used to make and disintegrate the tablet as well as colours and perfumes
     
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  12. demian New Member Getting Started

    After this stunt I'm sensing that I won't be allowed to put any tools in any box for at least a few weeks.:whip:
     
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  13. SpeedyGee Administrator Staff Team

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  14. HondaHeritage Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    all above are far to abrasive and are only good for a quick vigorous polish and leave the job half done ok if your looking for a quick shine
    rubbing in a light oily coating preserves the surface from wear and abrasion requiring just a light rub off to finish the job nicely

    far from it tools require constant attenntion if you want to get the best out of them,keep "up" the good work it seem like your pretty handy at polishing !
    im sure you have brought a lot of attention to members on this forum :Wink:
     
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  15. jimjams Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    you also have to check her shoe size so that she can stand close to the kitchen sink to do the washing up there instead
     
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  16. exec Premium Member Club Supporter

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    :Messed:

    grandpa-simpson-.
     
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