Off-Topic Parking ... the Audi driver way

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by SpeedyGee, Wednesday 18th Feb, 2015.

  1. SpeedyGee Administrator Staff Team

    England Speedy Birmingham
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  2. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    Whats wrong with these Audi drives so called "professionals" Its disgusting

    I would have spent 2 quid on extra long nails and strategically placed them on the tyres when the car back up well life is a B.
     
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  3. Nels Moderator Staff Team

    He should be fined for parking over the lines. The evidence is plain to see!
     
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  4. jd1959 Valued Contributor ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    Its an Audi it will be sure to get financial revenge in its own time. Although I would be wishing for a sheered timing belt tensioner bolt in short order.
     
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  5. John Dickson Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Simple reason is that a significant proportion of them are a***holes!

    I'm sure that even though the reg is blanked out it reads TO55 ERS - with a strategically placed screw making an apostrophe :Rolf:
     
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  6. exec Premium Member Club Supporter

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    I'm guessing Audi have innovated a new self parking system, because all these t***ts in Audis park like this, which is why I never park next to one, and park well away from others cars in car parks as much as I can.
     
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  7. FirstHonda Premium Member Club Supporter

    She described the Audi driver as "a bit flash."

    Who'd have thought it, somebody with absolutely no class driving something that they think shows that they have class. New money, sigh...
     
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  8. exec Premium Member Club Supporter

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    Doubt they even have much money, everything will be on finance and credit card lol.
     
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  9. FirstHonda Premium Member Club Supporter

    ^^Reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Homer buys a motorhome, that he can't afford, on finance.

    The salesman tells him about the "CBP" which he doesn't need to worry about.

    "CBP" = Crippling Balloon Payment :Laughing:
     
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  10. Chunkylover53 Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    This image pretty much sums up every Audi sale

    margesimpsoninscreamingyellowhonkers7_thumb.
     
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  11. FirstHonda Premium Member Club Supporter

    Not forgetting the fact the Audi drivers think that "Quattro" makes them invincible...:Rolf:

    Audi_S5_Fail_1.
     
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  12. Pottermus Valued Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Someone in one of them awful VW bus things that everyone has got right now did it to me a couple of weeks ago. He now has a large dent in his sliding door.
     
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  13. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    Did anyone watch Top gear last night Peugeot piece was funny as hell
     
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  14. bijomaru Premium Member Club Supporter

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    What's on the note on the rear window? Maybe there's more to the story ... ?
     
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