This is why we can't have nice things.... Noticed that some arsewipe has hit the front bumper and buggered off. It's dark so will try and get a pic tomorrow... They hit the drivers corner, left some scraps on the corner and it's raised an almost rectangular section in the front and two small round spots... From what I know of bumper construction... there will be a metal mount/bar of some kind in this position on the rear and the plastic of the bumper has deformed around it... leaving that part raised and I assume the two small round bits are the ends of bolts or something... One of them has definitely broken the surface. Thankfully the wing and light are OK, but there is a small gap now between the bumper and the wing where it's pulling away... may have damaged or broken some clips/fixings. Where it happened I do not know... The car is normally parked on my drive and in the last 8-10 days I've hardly parked anywhere in a busy car park or parking space where it could have happened. Since Friday I was over visiting the folks and was parked on the road... it could have been the **** opposite reversing out onto the road. But won't be over there again until next Monday and any evidence of paint will be long gone... But it was a brand new Audi A6 estate in black... So if he's scuffed that up already... I'll be laughing. If I do find evidence of paint on it... I'll give the old bill a call and tell them it could have been a hit and run.. or leaving the scene of an accident... Maybe get the **** done... but maybe that's just wishful thinking because he's already a **** who parks like a ****. Doesn't have a driveway of his own and instead uses his neighbours dropped kerb and parks across his and theirs path... He's damaging the block paved path on his neighbours house but she's too afraid to confront him and make him stop. To say I am furious would be an understatement... useage of the word **** has increased tenfold... and I already use it a lot. I hope whoever did it suffers a far worse fate... if it's the **** I think it is... bad things will happen... I hope... because I wouldn't dream of taking matters into my own hands, because that's wrong and it should be dealt with by all legal means.