Off-Topic Vauxhalls are HOT !

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by SpeedyGee, Friday 6th Nov, 2015.

  1. SpeedyGee Administrator Staff Team

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  2. Karmadrome Premium Member Club Supporter

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    *insert pithy comment about burning up like a super Nova*
     
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  3. exec Premium Member Club Supporter

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    Not surprising, their cars have zero engineering pedigree, horrible cars, my old man started working as a Taxi last year, and in the year his worked all his colleagues who have Vauxhall's, they are all constantly in the garage getting fixed and blowing up. :mechanic:
     
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  4. Duc de Pommfrit Moderator Staff Team

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    Isnt CJ a fan of Vauxhalls
     
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  5. FirstHonda Premium Member Club Supporter

    ^^ I believe he runs the Insignia Owners Club in his spare time. Understand he doesn't have much time for the petrol Vauxhalls though, he seems to be more of a diesel man...:poke:
     
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  6. SpeedyGee Administrator Staff Team

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    Have you not heard about his other business "CJ's German Car specialists", slogan "Lovingly caring for all your Germans cars like no one else can"
     
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  7. FirstHonda Premium Member Club Supporter

    ^^ I've got my passport ready, just in case I need to leave the country quickly when he sees this thread.

    Anybody else coming?

    :quad:
     
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  8. SpeedyGee Administrator Staff Team

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    I'm ready to make a quick get away:vtec:
     
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  9. FirstHonda Premium Member Club Supporter

    "From this moment on, if I am going somewhere, I'm running..."

     
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  10. Duc de Pommfrit Moderator Staff Team

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    I'm on the way to the airport already
     
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  11. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    where is the defcon 4 button missiles are being primed for nuking no airplane be spared! :spiteful:
     
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  12. Zebster Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    Is it true he sells Bosch spares on eBay?
     
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  13. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    Yeah Genuine Counterfeits sunshine :boss::money:
     
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  14. FirstHonda Premium Member Club Supporter

    ^^ Now you're just being silly @Zebster

    ...we all know that Bosch products are so well engineered that they never go wrong, so there is no NEED for spares.

    :Whistle:
     
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  15. John Dickson Expert Advisor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    There is a simple reason for the current Vauxhall issue.

    Vauxhalls are $#!t£
     
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  16. Pottermus Valued Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Before his Jazz my dad had a 2011 Merriva 140 Turbo and that was a lovely car. Beautifully finished and it went really well for what it's worth.

    My dad has had quite a few vauxhall and they've all been reliable, just damn boring.
     
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  17. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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    Your dad must be one super careful driver , give stick to these GM cars they crumble.LOL