Anyone got any car jokes to share ? Let me kick off with :- Three men die and are sitting at heavens gate. The angel asks the first man, so what were you like ? he replies, ' Oh I was a really good husband, never cheated on my wife, looked after my kids, gave to charity '. The angel replies 'Well done, you can have a Rolls Royce '. The angel then turns to the second man. He says 'I was quite a good husband, cheated a few times, bit of an alcoholic, but I never killed anyone'. The angel says ' in that case, you can have a Ford Focus '. The third man then says 'I was a lousy husband, never did a good thing in my life, a complete looser '. The angel gives him a bicycle. Later the two men with the Ford and bicycle, see the man with a Rolls Royce crying his eyes out on a park bench. ' whats the problem ?' they ask. ' I just saw my wife on a skateboard ', he replies.