Hi guys! I've recently acquired a 2000 plate, 5 door, 1.8l F18B2 Accord as a run around whilst I save up the money to boost my MB6. The car is a joy to drive, however I have a few problems: 1. The car smokes under hard acceleration and it smokes ALOT. 2. Sometimes, even when the car is warmed up, I'll hit 5K RPM and VTEC won't kick in but then all of a sudden it will and I will get this kangaroo effect where the car leaps forward then drops out of a VTEC and it does this until I ease back down. 3. Linked with the smoking problem, the car goes through a few litres of oil every 2-3 weeks nearly. The cars nearing 120K miles, however when driving about normally the car is immensely pleasant to drive with no problems apart from a slipping clutch, but as soon as I put my foot down all hell breaks loose. If anyone could shed some light on the potential causes of these problems and how I could diagnose them I would be incredibly grateful . Thank you in advance.