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Discussion in 'Lounge & Gossip' started by Dave, Saturday 15th Nov, 2014.

  1. Dave Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    Got this notification today phone nearly went out of the window lol

    ImageUploadedByTapatalk1416085502.326203.
     
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  2. Nels Moderator Staff Team

    :brickwall::brickwall::brickwall::brickwall::brickwall::brickwall::brickwall:
    Have you recovered yet?
    How did you de-contaminate your phone?
     
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  3. Ichiban Founder Staff Team

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  4. Chunkylover53 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Did they pay tapatalk for that sort of advertising?
     
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  5. SpeedyGee Administrator Staff Team

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    I hate Tapatalk anyway but I hate it even more now LOL
     
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  6. FirstHonda Moderator Staff Team

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    Maybe the message should have read:

    "As everybody else seems to drive them, and you don't, our corporate computer has decided that your non-conformance is unacceptable. Now, be like all the other sheep, and buy an Audi!"
     
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  7. Nighthawk Guest

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    @Ichiban , I think I might make that image you posted a wallpaper for my phone so I can look at it every time I walk past one of those things, I mean, cars
     
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  8. John Dickson Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    AudiSport.net I'm sure that has a second web address www.copyalltheothergulliblesheep.com

    That's probably the more reliable site anyway as a web address with Audi in it will have broken links all the time similar to a VAG manual gearbox or suspension...... :Rolf:
     
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  9. FirstHonda Moderator Staff Team

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    I wonder what the Twitter tags are (or should be) for Audi?

    #followtheherd
    #icantthinkformyself
    #moremoneythansense
    #motorwaymuppet
     
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  10. RogerH69 Premium Member Club Supporter

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    Having had an Audi for a few years, I can definitely agree with #moremoneythansense, though it's more like #nomoremoneyallspentonrepairs.

    Though I do miss the comfy seats and the automatic gearbox, I'm way happier with my Honda. The ONLY one of my previous cars I would NOT choose over the Audi is the Fiat Stilo 1.9JTD I had in ZA - though it was a REALLY nice car to drive, it was brokend even more regularly than my Audi was.
     
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  11. Bones126 Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

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    :Rolf: I like it, phone with a sense of humour :taunt:
     
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  12. Nels Moderator Staff Team

    That's true, but that phone's dicing with death. to display such an offensive sight as that. :hunter::hunter::hunter:
     
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  13. ACC-CDI-2T Valued Contributor ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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  14. John Dickson Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Been researching on Google Translate and perhaps the Audi slogan (Vorsprung Durch Technik) should be reworded - 技術による進歩 (Gijutsu ni yoru shinpo)........
     
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  15. ACC-CDI-2T Valued Contributor ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    ...in 2020 Audi will bring a range of high-value innovations onto the market - e.g. a
    extreme fuel efficient variant of the legendary "Audi Quattro" - in logical conse-
    quence it shall be called "Audi Trio" ... - here a first pic:

    Alina-1107525491.
     
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  16. John Dickson Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    This must be part of Audi's drive to improve quality and reliability.

    That looks too well made and reliable to be a current Audi..... :Rolf::Rolf::Rolf::Rolf::Rolf::Rolf::Rolf::Rolf::Rolf::Rolf:
     
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  17. hedleyf Senior Member ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

    That image with the Audi emblem getting wet could be made into a sticker for the club.:gotcha:
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    Could also do a BMW version with the boy squatting.
     
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  18. John Dickson Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    @ArcticFire 's avatar would make a good sticker
     
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