Slackellite Navygation!

Discussion in 'Lounge & Gossip' started by Boglost, Saturday 19th Sep, 2015.

  1. Boglost Club Member ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

    I have a little Sat Nav, It sits there in my car
    A Sat Nav is a driver's friend, it tells you where you are.
    I have a little Sat Nav, I've had it all my life
    It's better than the normal ones: my Sat Nav is my wife.
    It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
    "It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".
    It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
    And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
    It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.
    It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear
    And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
    I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.
    It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught
    So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, ensures I'm properly fed
    It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
    Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff
    I only wish that now and then, I could turn the bugger off.
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  3. AccordCU2 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    United Kingdom Brum
    Your sat nav sound suspiciously like Mrs Bucket or is it Bouquet.

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